Humorous
epub |eng | 2009-10-06 | Author:John Connolly [Connolly, John]

XIX In Which Assorted Foul Things Begin to Arrive, and Nurd Discovers the Joys of Motoring NURD FELT HIS FINGERTIPS begin to tingle again, but this time he was ready. ...
( Category: Ghosts March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-08-18 | Author:Edward Lee [Lee, Edward]

And once they’se was out front, Kinion saw that it was not the Luntville police cruiser that had been made off with, it was Doc Willis’shiny red Mercedes, whose dust ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub | | 2013-06-30 | Author:Super Fetus

“Blue twenty-two. Blue twenty-two.” He grab­bed his cock with one hand and le­aned in clo­se to her; his ot­her hand wed­ged bet­we­en her legs, the top end of his palm ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-07-05 | Author:Carlton Mellick III [Carlton Mellick III]

As the big guy goes for the balloon man, Sam pulls his handgun out of its holster on his chest, then pulls out the backup pistol from the holster on ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2011-09-29 | Author:A. Lee Martinez [Martinez, A. Lee]

As the first rays of dawn spread across the desert, the ghouls put an end to their ceaseless raspy chattering and fell silent. Legs flopped around in the air in ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-07-07 | Author:Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up Shit [Shit, Baby's First Book of Seriously Fucked-Up]

It was in American History that we met Lorelei Meeks, she of the owl eyes and large glasses, breastless, thin as a rail, blank of face, and devoid of personality. ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2007-02-28 | Author:D. Harlan Wilson [Wilson, D. Harlan]

12 CRONENBERG CIRQUE – 3RD PERSON Achtung 66.799’s jacks tried to pick another fight. They covered his skull like moon craters and ran the length of his scoliotic spine. His ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub |eng | 2008-10-29 | Author:Hansen, Mykle [Hansen, Mykle]

(Very loud chopping of helicopter blades.) BRENDA SPONGE: Hello America! I’m Brenda Sponge! And this is: “Operation Cuddlebottom! Deep Impact!” (Theme music: “Theme From Cuddlebottom”) BS: I’m speaking to you ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-04-03 | Author:Moore, Christopher [Moore, Christopher]

Seventeen IN THE LATIN QUARTER DID YOU FIND US A PAINTER?” ASKED THE COLORMAN WHEN SHE CAME IN. He was sitting on the divan, feeding a carrot to Étienne, the ...
( Category: Occult March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-11-05 | Author:Fannie Flagg [Flagg, Fannie]

PULASKI, WISCONSIN Dear Wink, Don’t know where you’ve ended up, but we all really miss you, buddy. Momma is still keeping that candle lit for you over at church, and ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 1985-01-01 | Author:Sue Townsend [Townsend, Sue]

Summer 1981 Wednesday July 1st Dominion Day, Canada. New Moon The truant officer came round this afternoon; he caught me sitting in a deckchair in the front garden. He didn't ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-12-12 | Author:Welsh, Irvine [Welsh, Irvine]

Contingency Planning Ah gits up in the mornin and immediately clock thit the bog wis right next door oan the other side, bit ah fuckin missed it. So fuckin what, ...
( Category: Coming of Age March 26,2014 )
epub, azw3, mobi |eng | 2012-01-01 | Author:Ashley Prentice Norton [Norton, Ashley Prentice]

I don’t see Lowell at the dining hall. Dinner runs from six to seven thirty, so I guess we’ve missed him. Meredith makes herself a large salad and some Crystal ...
( Category: Coming of Age March 26,2014 )
epub | | 2010-03-31 | Author:Douglas Adams [Adams, Douglas]

Section 17 The main reception foyer was almost empty but Ford nevertheless weaved his way through it. Zaphod grasped him firmly by the arm and manoeuvred him into a cubicle ...
( Category: Adventure March 26,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-04-20 | Author:Carbuncle, Lance [Carbuncle, Lance]

24 Without a word, Grundish moves about the room and evaluates the situation. Dead guy splattered on the wall, he notes to himself, not good. He grabs the crusty blanket ...
( Category: Humorous March 26,2014 )